rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

(via pizza)


iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

(Source: hailrian, via notyoureverydaycliche)


  • When I hate a book: There were four things wrong with this book. For one, the author really hit us over the head with their themes. Yes, I understand, the music box represented her past, but you don't need to remind me every ten seconds. For two, the worldbuilding was sketchy at best, and a lot of questions were left unexplained. The characters spent a lot of time talking about how scary the government was without very many examples. For three, the two main characters had absolutely no chemistry. "Magic tingles" really do not make a compelling relationship. And finally, the ending was so abrupt. I get that there will be two more books after this, but it didn't end in a natural way. It felt like the author just cut the manuscript into three pieces at random. Overall, I guess I could see why some people might have liked this book, but I just really, really did not.
  • When I like a book: OMG THIS IS SO GOOD. READ IT. I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT, OKAY. IT'S THE GREATEST THING. OMFG. IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST... IT'S AMAZING.

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

(via pizza)


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fangirllanguage:

3rdmay:

Fuck, I got starburst in my braces

well aren’t you in a bit of a fruit twist 

(Source: 3rdmay)


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wugs:

sorry
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ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

(via prettylittlephangirl)


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